To the person you are:
Hello. These are my words of introduction. I have a name and it is Glitch_. I would like to be your friend and play the game with you. Invite more of your friends and we can all be friendly friends with each other.
I like to place blocks in the game to create things that were not there before I placed the blocks.
I am not staff.
Please be my block friend. Thank you for reading.
Or Gletch, Glotch, Glich, glooch, glitchidoodle, glitchipie.
Glooch is a good man who let me build a sewer near his village and become the creepy sewer-boy, I steal food from his chests when he's not around.
10/10 wood vote for president.